bin Ladin's Salmon RecipeTom Cies
Letter to Editor - Wood River Journal - September 18, 2002
Take one endangered salmon from the muddy Snake River (which is tricky, cuz native salmon prefer to go up the clear Salmon River to spawn, being smarter than fresh water ecologists). Set aside the dead fish for now as we prepare the marinade ...
RAND also says it makes money longterm to knock down dams to increase the salmon cuz you can then increasingly commercially farm them i.e. kill them! Good stuff.
Now marinated, you are ready to wrap this holy fish in a Columbia River Indian's federally mandated-catch-all-you-can, hand-made Salmon dipnet, this for that nuance of social justice and to avoid flakiness.
Finally, bake at a hot 550 over the duration of the congressional election cycle, and serve with a garnish of Berkeley Barbie, urban-snowboarder, Java house journalist jive-stream.
Voila! American dams are destroyed without any traceable terrorist activity. Productive jobs, foods, livestock, affordable, clean Northwestern electricity, not to mention the reliability of Boeing's local aluminum suppliers who located in the Northwest a generation ago for the sole reason of low-cost, super-reliable hydro power ... all this low-brow, hard-working Americana, goes kaputnik, down the drain. If any college kid can whip it up, so can you, no Afgan sweat.
From Taliban's kitchen to yours. Bon appetito stupidos!
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